Dragon Age According to Mom: And that wasn't the end
Ellen: Can I still date Alistair if I’m a dwarf, though? That’s important, because I find him very attractive.
Mom: [with the air of one who knows all the things] You can date him as anything. Except a man. Zevran and Leliana will let you romance them [look at her using the right words…
*dies from lack of air*
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THE AIR OF ONE WHO KNOWS ALL THE THINGS. And she’s not telling her about the don’t-make-him-king part. SHE IS DWARF’D.
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kjdsfsdg oh god that’s hilarious
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